The Trouble Makers
Our registered Myotonic goats — some for breeding, some just for fun,
all with more personality than they've earned.
Professional Fainter and Full Time floor inspector
Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim takes the “stumbling” in Bridges Stumbling Acres very seriously. He faints over just about everything—excitement, commotion, sudden noises… sometimes we’re not even sure what happened. When he’s upright, he stiff-legs around the farm like a pirate with two peg legs. If you’re wondering why he always has hay, leaves, or dirt stuck to his face, it’s pretty simple: the poor fella can’t stay off the ground long enough to stay clean. He’s awkward, dramatic, ridiculously lovable, and definitely earns his keep around here by keeping us laughing.
Drama Mama
Goodwill
Goodwill is hands-down one of the best mamas on the farm. She takes motherhood seriously—even if she takes getting around at her own pace. With her signature rear-end swivel, you can see Goodwill coming from a mile away. But when the feed bucket comes out and those swiveling hips can’t get her there fast enough… EVERYBODY is going to hear about it. Goodwill lets out a scream that sounds like a woman in a horror movie. We’re honestly surprised the police haven’t shown up yet. Great mother. Signature swagger. Absolutely no indoor voice.
Professional Pain in the Rear
Painting
Painting may look sweet, but don’t let that face fool you. She’s a professional pain in the rear with absolutely no table manners. When food appears, friendship is canceled. Painting is food aggressive and will use any means necessary to secure the very first bite. Pushing, shoving, climbing over innocent bystanders—nothing is off the table. Around here, we don’t feed Painting. We survive feeding Painting.
The Independent Adventurer
Prosperity
Prosperity is a little too cool for the herd. She’s perfectly content doing her own thing and doesn’t need anyone’s approval—or apparently anyone’s company. If there’s a stump, platform, fence, or anything remotely climbable, Prosperity is already on top of it, silently judging everyone from above. Aloof, athletic, and always looking for higher ground—Prosperity doesn’t follow the herd. She supervises it.